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Announcer: PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE KRATOS VS DANTE BEGIN! Kratos: I am Kratos, mortal! Prepare to die! The gods look down upon you. It's not hard to see why! You're an emo little baby With a tiny little sword. The only thing you've ever won Was the "Goth of the Year" award! You look like you're wearing lipstick And eyeshadow too! Even the goddess Aphrodite Is more masculine than you. What's wrong, Don'te? Can't take it anymore? I'm going to win this battle Cause' I'm the God of Rap Wars! Dante: Who're you calling "mortal"? I'm half human and half demon. So just give up, you barbarian Before you get m

Announcer: PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS RAP BATTLE ROYALE DR CORTEX VS DR NEFARIOUS BEGIN! Cortex: My reign of evil Is just beginning. The rap's barely started I'm already winning. You're just a robot Like the ones I control. I hate you just as much As that orange marsupial. You've yet to rule anything. You mess up everyday. You're as dumb as dumb can be Even with my Evolvo-Ray. You're about as bright As a wet candelabra. Whatever happened to your epic romantic Action comedy space opera? Nefarious: Why, you pathetic little squishie! You're just as dumb as Qwark! I'm as intelligent as a cerebellian; As ruthless as a shark.